Okay, so I'm one who regularly has some pretty fucked up dreams, but this morning's was unique. Right before I woke, it cut to commercial break mid-dream. Now, that's something new. Not only did it cut to commercial break, but I was in the checkout at the discount store at the time, shopping for shoes and dissatisfied with the results. Then, suddenly, this booming 'announcer voice' breaks in with:COMING SOON! JOHN TRAVOLTA AS ROCKY IN YOUTH GONE WILD!!!
and up jogs rocky, only it's John Travolta circa Welcome Back Kotter or possibly Staying Alive*... He's got the 70's midlength hair... the sweatband on his head... and there's a bunch of kids rolling around in the grass screaming about leeches in the grass. Oh, and Travolta is doing the "Rocky groan" the whole time.
"Euhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
It's really sad when your dream is so UNexciting that it has to cut to commercial.
*Staying Alive was directed by Sylvester Stallone. Go figure.
