So Sharon and I have been together for a little over 4 months now. The connection we have is amazing, albeit scary-weird. Every month, since the beginning, we've started our periods on the exact same day. This month, we were 4 days early and still managed to start at the same time. Creepy, right?

It gets worse.

Today, I woke up and sent her a text saying I'd dreamed my head was shaved. When she got it, she laughed so hard she fell out of bed. She had just awakened from a dream in which I made her so mad she shaved my head!

I called Napoleon and told him about what had happened. When he finished laughing, he asked me if she scratches her ass when mine itches.

I swear to you people, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

a gift, courtesy of Jess Herself:

create a sexual nirvana, being mindful of her responses to your touch
master all those techniques that make her feel alive with knees weak
exorcise past demons from her psyche and leave her fresh and feral
witness new vulnerability as she lays before you, open to your magick

make the place between the sheets a sanctuary, where she can just BE
welcome her into your arms, into the cradle of your thighs, into oblivion
feel her come alive and gasp and break and falter and be owned by you
and as the silence naturally comes, slowly begin to renew the commitment

join in love together and make holy your bodies with movement
be willing to gratify your urges and scream out loud your testimony
becoming one entity with laughter, tears, and barely-sensical words
fulfillment expressed by sweat-flavored kisses and entwined limbs

(for Stephanie and her poppet - sharon - with love)

If something isn't quite right, we say it's "out of whack". So, if something is as it should be, is it then in whack?