So Sharon and I have been together for a little over 4 months now. The connection we have is amazing, albeit scary-weird. Every month, since the beginning, we've started our periods on the exact same day. This month, we were 4 days early and still managed to start at the same time. Creepy, right?

It gets worse.

Today, I woke up and sent her a text saying I'd dreamed my head was shaved. When she got it, she laughed so hard she fell out of bed. She had just awakened from a dream in which I made her so mad she shaved my head!

I called Napoleon and told him about what had happened. When he finished laughing, he asked me if she scratches her ass when mine itches.

I swear to you people, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.